On the Road Again

Ok, I've been bad about updating the blog. After New Zealand in 2014 we went home, worked and life was good, but not very exciting. We did some cool vacations, mostly clothing optional cruises with Bare Necessities, but most days in beautiful Naples, Florida were the same. Boring...

One day Theresa and I were talking philosophy and realized once again that the stuff we own, owns us too. We felt a bit enslaved by our possessions. It seemed like we had fallen into groundhog day, where every day is wonderful but predictable. Then I read some useful words... "I refuse to live the same day for 90 years and call it a life!" This shook me, as that was where we were headed. Getting old is bad enough. We didn't want to stop living too. So we decided to turn the page. shake things up, and have some adventures before we retire to some place where they will feed us baby food and change our diapers. Enter the motor home...

We shopped for a serious motorhome in which we could travel for a few years, plans chiseled in Jell-O, Our intent was to see things we hadn't seen, visit exotic places, and try to do much of it in the nude! It's more fun that way!

In August 2016 we located a suitable camper. It's a 2007 Newmar, Mountain Aire, 4528. This 45' coach sports a 450 HP Cummins Diesel, 8 wheels, a big 6 speed Allison transmission, one bedroom and one and a half baths. We fitted it with a new GPS, TV, AV Sound System, Washer/Dryer Combo, motorcycle lift, and a monster computer.

Ready to roll! New Car, and Scooter. World, here we come!

The old Honda Goldwing of our 2008-2009 lap around the country had to go as it was longer than the 103" width of the bus. We replaced it with a 650 cc Suzuki Bergman Scooter. No braggin' rights at Sturgis but it will do 115 mph!

We started our travels with a 2007 Saturn Vue Red Line as our toad vehicle but soon longed for a bit more luxury. On the last day of the month and the last day of the quarter we scored a great deal on a 2017 Lincoln MKX, outfitted it with towing lights, brakes and a Blue Ox tow bar. Off we go.

Theresa takes the wheel!

All this new and used stuff came with a price that strains the monthly checks of a couple of retired cops. Sure the government treats us well, and we had saved diligently throughout our lives, but we needed another small income source to pull this off with minimum financial worry. We had an idea!

Theresa and I love to skinny-dip and have been on many Bare Necessities Cruises. We have enticed many fellow nudists to cruise with us because this is the most fun, educational, and interesting way to see the world. We have traveled on these clothing optional cruises since 1997 and love them. When we gush about the cruises, people started telling us we are great at sales! Not so in my mind. When you discover something you love, that expands your life, sends you down a wider road to better living, you want to share it with others. Successfully encouraging a friend to join us on a nude cruise is like giving them a gift! That's the big payoff. Still, we had to find a way to fill the 150 gallon fuel tank so we sought employment with Bare Necessities as their "Roving Ambassadors". Now, when we bring someone aboard, they help pay our expenses. Win-win!

Cruisin' with some of our friends.

 To enlighten people about the wonderfulness that is a Bare Necessities Cruise, we thought it best to travel around the country and visit all the AANR Nudist Resorts that could accommodate our big bus. We could have promotional events to share our information and since I have some experience at writing and photography, I thought I should write a column for the AANR magazine, "The Bulletin", about each resort we visit.

AANR is The American Association for Nude Recreation and it is the protective umbrella that keeps nude beaches and resorts legal. Their magazine and website inform us about vacation options, nudist philosophy, and entertain us with useful articles and much more. With our unusual skill set, it would be a shame to visit these resorts and not take photos and write for the magazine. Now our "Travel Spotlight" column can be found in most issues. We won't get rich doing this but we enjoy it, and the compliments from our readers. Especially the occasional caller who wants to cruise, having read my articles. It also gets us invited to some beautiful resorts... win-win!

We are also members of a few travel clubs that RVers love. Our favorite is The Escapees. This group is focused on the needs of full-time travelers and those who, like us, work from their campers. Please consider a membership if you travel by RV. If you use our names, Harry and Theresa Hanbury and member number 18,477, they will help fill our fuel tank too. See https://www.escapees.com/ for details.

Enough blogging for one day. Tonight we are camping with friends at beautiful Suwannee Valley Resort in White Springs, Florida. Visit this place to enjoy great food, company, music, dancing, and an immaculate pool and hot tub.  Later this week we head to Texas and Arizona to the 59th Escapade. A national rally of Escapee members. We expect minor adventures along the way. I'll write more then...

Goodbye New Zealand

We had a wonderful time here and learned a few things that may benefit future travelers.

1. Everything here is expensive. Plan to spend $100 to fill up a car, $15 a person to eat a cheap dinner, $30 each for a nice one. Most things are 25% to 50% more than the states.

2. Hertz was perfect. We were able to rent with points. The car was clean and new. everything worked; typical of Hertz.

3. The land is the most beautiful I've seen in the world. Alaska the possible tie.

4. Come when you are young. The tendency is toward adventure sports. White water, Bungee Jumping, parachuting, etc. I'm over the hill for half of what the country offers.

5. The airport Vodafone booth will sell you a SIM card for your smart phone that makes it a great GPS and finder of all things Google. I think it was the best deal we made at $39 NZ for 2 GB of Data, 200 minutes of talking, (international even), lots of text messages, etc. In six days of heavy map use, blogging and email, we only used 30% of the data we bought.

6. If you want some adventure... consider a bungee jump from this bridge. 

 To be continued in Fiji.

Te Whakarewarewatangaoteopetauaawahiao or TE PUIA for Short

The TE PUIA Bus picked us up at 4 PM to take us to Te Whakarewarewatangaoteopetauaawahiao which means, "The gathering place for the war parties of Wahiao". I generally find that whenever I'm near a gathering place for war parties of any type, I should really be somewhere else. Especially since I'm no longer employed to keep the peace. However, at this particular gathering place for war parties, they had great quantities of good food, thus proving the exception to the rule. Plus they also had a friendly security guard, making it totally safe...
 

The Maori are the tribes of warriors we see doing the intimidating dances before rugby matches. Some tattoo their faces arms and legs and stick out their tongues and bulge their eyes to instill fear in their enemies.

We did however, meet a beautiful and friendly Maori girl, probably in her 20s, who showed us a picture of her tattoo that went from her right knee over her butt cheek to her waist. She was "permitted" by her tribe to wear this mark of honor and she was obviously very proud of it. I can't imagine going through the pain and itching of a tat covering more than a square foot of skin, although on her, it did look pretty cool.

These are Maori; or at least part Maori. They sure have the songs and dances down pat. They gave us a 45 minute show, taught us how to do the intimidating dance of the rugby players and the ladies sang Maori songs to delight us all. No people were killed, eaten, or even injured during the performance. If I ever play rugby, I've got a very cool dance up my sleeve!

 

 

The place called Te Puia is a Maori culture center, on ancient tribal land, maintained by the Maori and offered as a tourist haven, educational center, and souvenir shop. We were guided by a lady of the tribe, who explained why the Brits failed to wipe out the indigenous peoples of New Zealand as they had done most elsewhere. It seems a crafty scheme to arm the very warlike Maori tribes with muskets, so they could kill each other off, sort of backfired on the British who then had to face angry natives who now had muskets! The British conquest was further compromised when horny sailors bought Maori girls to be their wives; paid for with more guns and ammo! Eventually a treaty was forged and peace descended upon the land, due mostly I think to the Brits and Maori having interbred considerably. In fact, there are hardly any pure blooded Maori left today, and having become mostly Christians, they also stopped killing and eating people.


 
Today in New Zealand, you can see the soft features of the Maori in the faces of many with names like McTavish, Jones and Smith. The people here seem to play well together.
 
The food we sought was to be slow cooked in an buried earth oven called a hangi and the feast it yields is varied and delicious. During the three hour cooking process, we watched the Pohutu Geysers erupt, on and off for the whole evening. No laundry detergent needed!

Waikite Valley Thermal Pools

Soon after leaving the thermal park at Wai-O-Tapu my thoughts turned to how far we had walked and how tired my legs were, and just then, as if by divine intervention, a road sign appeared indicating that relief could be mere minutes away.  
 
 

The Waikite Valley Thermal Pools were just ahead! This largest and hottest natural spring in New Zealand gushes forth a small river of geothermally  boiled and purified water which is cooled and guided to swimming pools and hot tubs for all to enjoy. No bathing suit? No problem. For a mere $25 NZ, per person, you can rent a private tub, with towels and bottled spring water.

Alas, we had reservations for our evening entertainment and dinner and did not have enough time to luxuriate in these steamy waters. Maybe next time.

 

 
 

The Volcanic Highway

We spent two lovely nights at a Rotorua home stay equipped with a large hot tub. Operators Peter and Mike treated us to a wonderful breakfast and provided needed advice and discount coupons for our adventures. We wish them much success in their small business.

The first day, we struck out to Wai-O-Tapu, about 20 minutes South of this geologically active town.
Think Yellowstone Park and you get the idea. Our first stop was the Lady Knox Geyser, which is set to go off at 10:15 AM every day. How, you may ask do they get a geyser to go off at 10:15? They cheat. When convicts developed the park way back in the old days, they used a hot puddle to wash their stinky clothes. The soap broke the water's surface tension in a nearby fissure sending lots of water down the hole which soon came back as a jet of hot water, blasting their clothes some 20 to 30 meters into the air! The convicts, being short on entertainment, soon learned how to maximize the effect of the soap and a tourist attraction was born!

Today, a park ranger prompts the eruption with a more modern, "ecologically friendly", surfactant, (probably something like Tide), which today, failed on it's first attempt. He had use a second bag.

While waiting, I was very pleased to note that a particular style of lady's garment which we were delighted to see all over the Baltic Countries last year, is apparently going global. As a guy, I'm not sure what they call these skin tight, err... modesty protectors. Maybe yoga pants, tights, hose, paint? I just don't know. I do know, that on the right lady, they look great, and I hope they become as popular in my Naples Florida area as they are in these better dressed parts of the world. I can't say that she had anything to do with the timing of the eruption, but when she came in wearing those pants...

 







Boiling mud squirts three feet when bubbles pop!

Later we walked several miles through this thermal wonderland to see, (and smell), fuming mud pools, lakes of brilliantly colored hot water, and craters fit to house the devil himself. If you ever find yourself on the North Island of New Zealand, we highly recommend this park as a highly entertaining and educational way to get some exercise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the way out of the park, we found a roadside "swimming hole" where a cool stream intersects a nearly boiling outflow of one of the hot pools. People maneuver to just the right spot to soak in this "natural hot tub". I talked to a local who has been soaking here for years. Ahhh, the gifts of mother nature...

 

 

 



New Zealand Glowworms

Why would these intrepid travelers be in a cave, at night, 150' below a New Zealand farm? To see glowworms of course! These matchstick sized creatures can't be found everywhere so here we are, crossing worms off the bucket list. Ok, worms weren't actually on the bucket list, but we loved the tour anyway. We are in the glowworm capitol of the world, Waitomo, on the Footwhistle Glowworm Cave Tour. An event we were happy to discover while shopping for a B&B. It will get high marks in Trip Advisor.

Theresa, who is a bit claustrophobic, overcame a mild panic attack as we went into the cave. To her credit, she has faced many challenges and somehow gathers the courage to go on in spite of the 4,000 beat a minute heart rate. Not fearless, but carries on in spite of her fears. This ability has allowed us to explore mummy tombs in Egypt, the inner bowels of the Hover Dam, and zip-line in Hawaii. A friend once said she is about as helpless as a Green Beret! I love this woman!



Ross Knows His Ferns Too!

Ross Barnes, owner and tour guide, developed the cave over 8 months of long days with two others. What they have created from an otherwise uncomfortable and scary cave, is a delightful, safe and well narrated tourist attraction for worm enthusiasts around the world. Seriously, this town of 26, hosts a half a million people annually, to see worms! He and Ann, his wife of 40 years, also run a nice, inexpensive, BnB called Big Bird. The reason for the name became obvious when an ostrich, taller then me, walked by!



Here, Ross holds a sea shell fossil found in this cave, which is way above sea level. This hints of an interesting geologic past where New Zealand, this cave included, was thrust skyward, creating these islands from the sea floor. Tectonic plate movements happen at roughly the speed of fingernail growth. It probably took hundreds of millions of years to push this mountain of limestone, out of the ocean but hey, what's a hundred million years to a planet that's had more than 4 billion birthdays?



Bear Bones!

Ross, who was a park ranger for 14 years and very knowledgeable about such things, told us that these bones were old bear bones, I don't know what kind of bear, but I was happy that none have been seen in the cave lately. Big furry things that growl, run faster than humans, and eat meat could make our 150' depth work against us. I'm pleased to report that no human bones have been found... yet.

Glowworms live stuck to the ceiling of the cave by a mucus glue, and fish in the air for passing insects. One mosquito will keep a worm well fed for about 6 months. We didn't see any flying bugs, which makes me think most food is near microscopic. Acidic silk threads capture the tiny flying insects which are devoured by the worms to fuel their chemically luminescent tails, which draw in more insects... and so on. The Great Worm Mandela at work.


Poisonous, Acidic, Worm Threads Dangle to Catch Prey.

Rodeo!

We are city folk. Theresa and I were both born and raised in Washington, D.C. and worked there for our police department careers. We hardly know which end of a horse to pet, so when Chris suggested the rodeo we were very excited. Cloverdale had a great rodeo, maybe 2nd only to the Calgary Stampede and it's only25 minutes away! Hey, horses, bulls, corn dogs... we're in!
 

As you know, I'm not a real cowboy but a borrowed hat and thirty two Canadian dollars was enough to get into the fairgrounds for some genuine, Western style entertainment. They had lumberjacks log rolling and climbing and sawing. They had a lady lumberjack that could log roll at what seemed impossible speed, until she slipped and landed hard on her... um, lady parts. Note the facial expression...
 
 
 

Lady Parts Will Be Sore!



 

Fast Climbers!
 

All this lumberjack stuff was fun to watch but we were see to see a rodeo, so off to the bleachers where we were treated to greats feats of daring, speed and skill.

 

This horse jumped so high, twisting, turning, bucking and diving, I thought the rider must be glued to the saddle! This cowboy would not be ejected until the full 8 seconds had expired. Then he simply let go and laid back on the horse to let it do the work of gently depositing him on the ground. It was beautiful! 

 

 

I'll attach some of the better shots below:





 

 

Towards the end of the day, these two lovely ladies spotted me and said, "Isn't that Harry Hanbury, the famous blog photographer? Take our picture please!"

 

I'm such a soft touch, I had to oblige.

 

Vancouver

This week we are staying with Chris and Bud in beautiful White Rock, near Vancouver.



Chris and Bud



The pier in White Rock

We met them on a cruise out of Ft. Lauderdale, two years ago and became good friends. Since then we've also traveled the British Virgin Islands and the French West Indies with them on the Tere Moana... another great cruise. Next week, we all head for the South Pacific to cruise on the Paul Gauguin. How smart of us to become friends with an event planner who knows about everything in British Columbia! Chris is a genius at filling our days with the coolest things to do, while we tool around mountain roads in Bud's M Series BMW Convertible!

The town of White Rock is near the US and we often see a Coast Guard boat patrolling the boarder which is about a half mile off shore.

We overlook the row of restaurants on the waterfront street and have our choice of some 40 eateries within walking distance. This is a great place to live. Last night we had a fantastic meal at Cielo's, a top notch Italian Tapas place. The bruschetta was by far, the best I've ever had.

To start the visit we went to the grand opening of the new Sea to Sky Gondola where we climbed Squamish area mountain the easy way.



View from the Top!

We watched three bald eagles soaring at our mountaintop level when two of them started fighting. They locked talons and fell like a rock until they thought better of it and decided the fight better end quickly or they would both lose. Would you say they were playing chicken? Not very dignified for eagles says I. They were still very interesting to watch and we were relieved they lived to soar again. I'm guessing they were fighting over a lady eagle. You know how they can provoke and boys will be boys...

Tease...

I found myself a bit frustrated having to carry two lenses up the gondola when Tamron had just invented the nearly all purpose lens of my dreams. My problem was leaving Florida on May 14th and the lens becoming available on the 15th. Bad timing. No matter; it will be available somewhere in North America and Fed Ex was conveniently created to solve this problem. It will be mine! The lens covers the range of 16 to 300 mm and is compact and light. One lens will cover most circumstances... I'm going shopping.

Here are a few pictures of our first day of sightseeing.




Girls Hiking the Mountain

 

 



Bud's Toy



Bud, Chris and Theresa in Gondola

 

South Pacific, Here We Come!

I know the blog has been dormant for a while, but now I have a new ultrabook to create your sleeping pill substitutes. Therefore, I will try to regularly inform our family and friends that we are alive, having fun, and probably someplace interesting. In short we plan to zig-zag our way to Australia via Canada, New Zealand, Fiji, Vanuatu, and New Caledonia. We have plans to count the kangaroos from Cairns to Sydney, dive on the Great Barrier Reef, eat exotic foods. Anyone have a good platypus recipe?

Theresa and I enjoy skinny-dipping, and this trip will incorporate the ultimate in tanning venues. We will be sailing with our friends from Bare Necessities for two sun drenched weeks from Fiji on the Paul Gauguin. See https://www.cruisenude.com/index.php/fiji-itinerary for details.



Have you ever heard the cliché, that something is, "the most fun you can have with your clothes on"? Well... this is more fun. Ninety of us went on a smaller Paul Gaugin ship, the Tere Moana, for New Year's trip around the Eastern Caribbean and had a blast. This ship is larger, 332 passengers and boasts a crew to guest ratio of 1 to 1.5! We even have a retractable water sports marina for the zodiac, wind surfers and kayaks!

I'll fill you in as I get Internet service, assuming I'm not too worn out from the activities. We must try to stay out of the soup pot on the smaller islands. It hasn't been so long ago when an invitation to dinner meant something different from what we usually think. Many tasty missionaries got the invitation and became what the islanders called, "long pig"!



We fly to Vancouver in the morning and I'm still packing, and re-packing, and tossing things out of the suitcase and re-packing again. Only 50 pounds per suitcase... oh the humanity!